Boss Cat Blues

[Verse] Cats on the laptop again no shame in her game Typing nonsense and code she’s winning life’s claim Online work’s a blast when the cat’s running the show She’s got the claws and the sass she’s stealing the flow [Verse 2] Purring on the keyboard yeah she’s making her mark Deletes my hard work then she stretches for a lark Who needs deadlines she’s got naps to pursue Boss cat on the job man she’s breaking through [Chorus] Sweet kitty queen of my deadlines and dreams Life under her rule ain’t as easy as it seems But her whiskers twitch and I’ll follow her reign She’s the CEO of chaos with love that’s unrestrained [Verse 3] Staring at the screen like she’s got a big deal Her paw on the trackpad got her keeping it real Treats for invoices mice for a raise In her fuzzy little empire I’m lost in the haze [Bridge] Oh the printer’s her nemesis she fights it with pride Papers flying everywhere no place to hide But then she curls on my lap and the madness fades My boss cat so sweet man she’s got it made [Chorus] Sweet kitty queen of my deadlines and dreams Life under her rule ain’t as easy as it seems But her whiskers twitch and I’ll follow her reign She’s the CEO of chaos with love that’s unrestrained